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The Value of Beer

If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

 

With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.

 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.

 

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

 

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American! :O)

 

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14 commentsChip Jefferson • September 26 2008 03:03PM

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LOL. Too funny!! Going to my "investment" seminar at the liquor store now!

Posted by Joel Weihe (Realty World Alliance) over 3 years ago

Thanks for putting a smile on my face today. Its getting harder to do if you watch the news. I am off to invest in some 'fuel' right now!! Thanks!

;)

 

Posted by Betina Foreman-Realtor, C.N.E. selling homes in Lake Travis & central Austin! (512-771-6318 Austin Home Girls Realty) over 3 years ago

As I look at the current economy the value of beer should be going up, it is a counter-cyclical product like drugs during a depression.. or coffins during a plague

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. over 3 years ago

I can't share this with my husband then he would try to reason how beer is a good investment.

Posted by Kim Peasley-Parker (AgentOwned Realty, Heritage Group, Inc.) over 3 years ago

I love it!  Thanks for giving me a chuckle!

Posted by Richard T Dolbeare (RA), ABR, CRS, RSPS, BS/MS - Engineering Hawaii Dreams Today (Keller Williams Realty) over 3 years ago

Laura, that was too funny- and with everything that's been going on with our economy, I need to have something to laugh about today.

Posted by Debbie Malone, Lynchburg Realtor, (434) 546-0369 (RE/MAX 1st Olympic) over 3 years ago

Yes............the lighter side is always refreshing. Thats a good one!

Posted by Robin Gulledge/Cedar Park, TX ABR,CRS,GRI (Remax Capital City) over 3 years ago

Hmmmm...now if I can just figure out how to put those losses from the beer investment in my tax return, I would be in even better shape!  Too funny .... thanks!

Posted by Weichert, Realtors - Watson & Associates over 3 years ago

You can never go wrong with beer.  It is a nice sedative.  Not for me, of course.

Posted by Angelia Garcia (Pure Realtors) over 3 years ago

Have any statistics for wine?  LOL  I'm primarily a wine drinker and it's certainly become quite the investment for me since I buy a case at a time and often buy them as gifts - I guess I should have considered that when I decided to get married at a winery a few years ago.  Ok, going to do some investing. ~ Anne Marie 

Posted by Anne Marie Malfi, Real Estate Marketing Consultant/Virtual Asst, Bucks County,PA (Malfi Marketing Solutions ~ for real estate professionals) over 3 years ago

So Laura I assume you wont be hiding any dollar bills in your mattress in these troubled financial times? or buying stock to invest in? bottoms Up!

Posted by Stephen D White, E-Pro, ABR Cape Cod Real Estate (SDW Realty of Cape Cod) over 3 years ago

Funny

Posted by Spencer Hill #1 Financial Planner -- South Carolina (Hill Asset Management) over 3 years ago

Cute comparison...but who knew the national average would be that much!

Posted by Jane Grant - Southwest Real Estate - Riverside County, CA over 3 years ago

Laura...

Finally, a common sense approach to investing and saving!

Posted by Richard Weisser Coweta Fayette Real Estate over 3 years ago

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